I've noticed you always like to put your best face forward when you're meeting folks. I've been holding up your toiletries in that bedroom-suitebathroom for for years now so I know exactly what goes into getting that best face made!
What about me? What about my best face? I overheard you talking about holding an Open House . OK, I'm resigned now to the fact that you're leaving me - probably for a younger, pretty home - but please , don't humiliate me......
Don't show me off at an Open House or at possession time without making me up. I want a new coat of paint, and a bunch of other cosmetic touches,
Thank You very Much
Your present home