This country is great. Its the only place where you can borrow money for a down payment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.
Sign next to FSBO: We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.
My realtor sold me a two story house- one story before the sale, another after.
This house is 5 minutes from shopping if you have an airplane.
Home sickness is what you feel every month when the mortgage is due.